🚨💀 BREAKING: A Boring Amazon Exec Is Retiring and the Internet is Shooketh! 🚀👀 That’s right folks, Rob “I’ve Been Coding While You Were Still in Diapers” Williams (⚡️VEEP of device software and services) is packing his bags and shuffling out the Amazon door by 2025. 📦👋 This dude has been advising CEO Andy “Who Even Is This?” Jassy and we’re just like 🤔 “Andy, are you okay? Do you need a hug?” But hold up, don't hit that snooze button just yet! 💤 The chaos alert is OFF THE CHARTS! Like, did Panos Panay just tap dance his way to team consolidation, or was that just our brains malfunctioning? 🤓💃 What does that even mean? Is Amazon consolidating teams or just trying to figure out how to make Prime shipping even MORE complicated? 🤷‍♂️ 🗣️ “Yeah, Rob was cool and all, but like... do we REALLY need him?” - le “totally real” Amazon developer probably. 🤡 This is giving mega “this is fine” dog vibes while the S-team is out here looking like galaxy brains trying to keep the Amazon ship afloat. 🚢💰 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, *ALL* of Amazon will be one single drone armed with Alexa, serving you random packages while judging your life choices. 💅🤖 #UnhingedTake Share this with a friend so they can join the chaos! 🤪✌️