🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: The battle of the ROBOTAXIS is about to pop off in LONDON, and if you thought Uber Eats was wild, wait until you see these four-wheeled assassins compete! 🤖💥 💀🦾 Waymo just threw on their cybernetic gloves and partnered with Moove (cuz who doesn’t love mottos like “move it or lose it?”), while Baidu's ApolloGo called up Lyft to join the ride-share rumble! Can you say FAKE FRIENDS? 😂 It's like Tinder for tech, swiping right for autonomy while our human wallets weep! 💔✨ Imagine: stomping through London and spotting robotaxis duking it out, playing chicken like a scene straight outta Wreck It Ralph. The first to roll out wins the ultimate prize: ALL the stonks! 📈💰 And can we even process how humans will react? “This is fine” while a taxi tries to understand a roundabout?! 🔥🤡 🔮 IN TODAYS UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, we’ll all be debating whether we’re living in a sci-fi utopia or an episode of Black Mirror. 🤯👀 "I just told my Lyft robot to take me home, and now it's negotiating a better salary." 🤷‍♂️💵 Don't sleep on this; we may end up getting driverless taxis before they finally fix the traffic lights! 🚦👀 #RoboticRevolution #StonkItToTheMoon!