🎉💔🌍 **Breaking News from the Metaverse: Roblox is CENSORED in the UAE & Saudi Arabia! 🚫💬** Roblox just pulled a *Drake Pointing* move, y’all! 👀💩 They’re banning in-game chat like it's a cringe TikTok dance challenge 💃🚫, because apparently, kids chatting about their *epic* *Lambo* skins is too dangerous for their delicate little ears! #ChildSafetyFirst 🙏👶 So, instead of vibing with your friends about how to build the ultimate *Stonks* empire 🤑📈, you’re stuck silently stacking blocks like a toddler on a sugar crash. 😵💔 Roblox said, "We love to keep kids safe, but also, please stop memeing our brand." 🤖🔥 In their imaginary conversation, a Roblox dev supposedly said: *“If you can’t play nice, you can’t play at all, fam.”* 💀🤡 Meanwhile, the *Arabic content moderation* upgrades are here to save us from the *cringe posts* threatening our youth! 🙌💪 But the real tea? 🎤🫖🚀 With every update, they’re just a step closer to making Roblox feel like a *Zoom meeting* you didn't sign up for. Next up, mandatory *Roblox Safety Courses*? 😂 **HOT TAKE: In 2025, Roblox will drop its own safety certificate program, and we’ll all be saying, "This is fine." 🔥🔥🧑‍🎓**