💣🎮 BREAKING: The 80s Are Calling and They Want Their Puzzles Back! 🤖😱 Okay fam, let’s dive headfirst into the chaotic time capsule that is Roberta Williams' *The Colonel’s Bequest*—aka the OG *“It’s Always Dark in This Haunted House”* simulator. 🎭💀 Who knew point-and-click could transform into a minor in existential crisis?? 🤔🌀 Picture it: you’re a ‘90s gamer loaded with snack crumbs, and suddenly you’re asked to solve puzzles aggressively crafted by people who drank way too much coffee ☕️💩. You’re struggling harder than a toddler trying to eat spaghetti. 🍝 But hey, at least you’re not alone! Our “hero” Roberta provided the ultimate meme fuel for self-doubt! 👀💥 Developer quote leaked 🔥: “I designed the game to make them feel smarter… I think. Or maybe I just wanted to watch the world burn.” - Roberta in a darkened Zoom call with herself. 🤡💻 And let’s be real, using a walkthrough in 1989? Unthinkable! Time to unleash your inner Sherlock with some heavy seething and coping, fr fr. So, if you’re ready to throw your mouse at the screen in rage, grab your virtual magnifying glass, because *The Colonel’s Bequest* is basically that one friend who overshares their problems… always. 😖🎉 🔥🔥 Prediction Time: In a wild twist, I bet the next “reboot” of this game will involve microtransactions to unlock the "easy mode." Remember folks, nothing says “adventure” like paying to avoid actual work. STONKS! 💰📈💣