🚨BREAKING: Rivian’s secret love child 'Also' just dropped a modular e-bike for the price of a small car 💰💀 Are we really paying $4,500 to pedal around like we’re in a post-apocalyptic meme challenge? This is fine! 🔥 In a totally not cringe reveal, Also decided that making electric trucks wasn’t enough; they needed to throw an e-bike into the mix that would make Elon Musk shed a single tear 😢. It’s modular, which means you can customize it while your wallet weeps in the corner like, “stop, please, I can’t take anymore!” 😭 Leaked Dev Quote: "We wanted to do something different. So we thought, why not charge 4X the price of a normal e-bike for the same wheels and motor? Stonks!" 🚀💵 Imagine whipping this bad boy out while everyone else is still debating whether to upgrade from their flipping bicycles to a Segway that doesn’t even have Wi-Fi 🤖. Prediction Time: In 5 years, we’ll all be riding e-bikes with AI that talks back and charges us for motivational quotes while we cruise through our overpriced coffee shops. This will be peak productivity, no cap! 🤯💪 Get ready for a world where your e-bike has TikTok AND a mortgage. 🍵🚴‍♂️💨