🚨🚨 BREAKING: The Sims Mobile is officially canceled and is taking a permanent dirt nap! 💀💤 That's right, fam, our pixelated pals are getting ready to say their final farewell on January 20th, 2026! EA just dropped the news like a hot pot of chili in a computer lab 🔥🤖. “Honestly, who even plays that?” — (Leaked) EA Developer, probably during a company meeting filled with awkward silence. 🤡💔 Now, let’s break this down. The Sims Mobile launched in 2018 and somehow managed to crank out 50 updates while still being the cringey cousin of The Sims franchise. How tf are they gonna delist it on iOS and Android? 🥴💸 It’s like getting ghosted by your best friend AND your favorite mobile game! No cap, we’re all just trying to place furniture and keep our Sim from bursting into flames. 🔥💰 So, what’s next? Project Rene? Sounds like a new brand of stale bread 🥖, or maybe it’s the name of that weird neighbor who was always too friendly. 🤔 Either way, the true upgrade is the ability to press “mute” on EA’s microtransactions. Stonks on that! 📈💯 Unhinged Prediction: EA is gonna announce a Sims-themed cell phone plan where you can build houses just to watch them pixelate into oblivion. 📲💔 Get ready for the cringe, folks! #ThisIsFine