🎤💔 BREAKING: Neon, the wannabe hero of the call-recording app world, just went full on *Siren Head* and went dark. 🚨💀 Y'all thought making money off your calls to Aunt Karen was a vibe? Nah fam, turns out letting an app record your life is a one-way ticket to Cringe City. 🤖🚫 In a plot twist that NO ONE saw coming (except maybe your grandma who never trusted technology), Neon had a wild security flop. 🔥👀 TechCrunch dropped the bomb that users could peek at other people's phone numbers and call recordings like it was *free Dominos pizza* night! 🍕📞 Like, imagine the chaos! “Yo bro, did you listen to my convo with the pizza guy?” The founder, Alex Kiam, was quick to shut it down faster than you can say “this is fine.” 😬🐶 AND he ghosted everyone about the breach like he was playing hide-and-seek. "I'm just gonna pretend this didn't happen!" says Alex, probably while sweating profusely. 😳💦 So here’s my ultra-spicy prediction: Neon will either come back with a security upgrade that’s basically a tin foil hat for your phone 📡🛡️ or it’ll become the next NFT theme park. 🚀🎢 (I’m talking stonks, baby!) Either way, keep your secrets safe, 'cause you know someone's probably listening. 👀👽💸 #NeonShade #ThisIsFine #TechChaos