"Ricoh drops π₯ a black & white camera!! For when your selfies need that vintage vibe! πΈπ #NoColorNoProblem"
π¨π¨πΈ BREAKING NEWS: RICOH is bringing us back to the 1950s... with a NEW BLACK & WHITE camera! ππ€‘ I mean, who even asked for this? π€ Is it 2026 or are we just vibing in monochrome vibes while sipping on our oat milk lattes? βοΈπ Meet the Ricoh GR IV Monochrome: The camera dedicated solely to capturing images that are, like, 50 shades of bland! ππ Imagine walking around like the hipster grandpa you are, saying, βThe world is too colorful for my aesthetic.β Like, bro, we GET it, you spent all your money on these "artistic" lenses so nobody can tell itβs just your puny backyard. #NoCap βWhy not just use your phone?β said no one ever because these are the same people who would also LARP as their favorite JPEG! π°π± And letβs talk price: starting from $1,500? WHEEZE. You could literally buy a used car, or, you know, invest in some color for your sad little existence. ππΈ In the words of some disgruntled developer: βIf it ainβt in color, itβs just poverty vibesβ π€π π₯π₯ HOT TAKE: By 2030, Ricoh will release the GR IV Colorized, and itβll still only take black and white pictures. This is fine. π€·ββοΈπ₯ #Stonks
