🚨💸 HOLD UP! 💸🚨 Would YOU drop a cool $1,000 for a glorified pet rock from Anthropologie? 🤔💥 Yeah, you heard that right! It’s not just a rock; it’s *art*—according to the folks in overpriced flannel shirts and $5 lattes 🎨✨. 🎥 If you haven’t peeped the viral vid of this *so-called* masterpiece, are you even *existing* on the internet? 🤷‍♂️💻 I’m just here sipping my oat milk and wondering why I’m questioning my life choices as an “Anthropologie Woman” 🌼💁‍♀️. But let’s be real: these prices are more cringe than my last Tinder date 🧑‍🦱➡️🤢. I don’t know about you, but I'm already preparing my "This is Fine" meme for when I try to justify my purchases to my bank account 💳🔥. *Leaked developer conversation*: “Dude, what if we just sold rocks? Like, RICH people will totally buy them!” 😂💰 #stonks So, here’s the tea ☕: If this rock trend keeps going, I predict everyone will start selling their childhood rocks for $500 each and calling it “vintage decor.” NO CAP 🔮💀. 2024 is gonna be wild, y'all! Ready to flex your inner *Geology God*? 🤖🚀 SHARE THIS OR YOU'RE JUST A BASIC ROCK! 💎📈