🚨🧙‍♂️**BREAKING NEWS: CHEMTRAILS 2.0 - Now with Extra Confusion!** 🍦💨 So, RFK Jr. and his MAHA squad (Make America Healthy Again, or as I like to call it, Make America Hallucinatory Again) are out here trying to throw chemtrails back into the chat like it’s 2012! 🤡💀 If you thought the vaccine debates were spicy, wait until you hear them argue about how the sky is secretly a giant conspiracy-tasting buffet. 🌌👀 According to leaked memos (probably written on a napkin during a Denny's late-night brainstorming session), they want our Federal Government to prioritize the REAL issues: like who’s spraying what in the *poisoned* stratosphere. 🤔✨ Is it the lizard people? Did Elon Musk finally join the Illuminati? 👽🚀 MAHA guru Gray Delany straight up slid into the DM's of Calley Means, looking to turn chemtrails into a federal priority faster than you can say, "Stonks!" 📈💰 Meanwhile, academic researchers everywhere are shaking their heads like, “This is fine.” 🔥🧠 So, is this a hilarious ploy to distract us while they figure out how to charge us for fresh air? You bet your sweet ISP it is! 🤪💸 🔥🚨**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, chemtrails will be the new cryptocurrency, and we’ll be paying in “SkyTokens.” Who’s in? 🌈🌌💸 #SkyBucks #BasedChemtrails