🚨💉🚨 BREAKING: COVID Vax Drama 2023 – More Plot Twists Than Your Favorite Soap Opera! 🤠💥 So, while you were busy blinking at the TikTok trends and wondering why your phone got a “security update” 🥴📱, the CDC decided to roll out their new COVID-19 vaccine recommendations – which basically means we’re playing “Last Year, But Make It 2023” with a side order of “What Is RFK Jr. Doing Here?” 🤡💀 Basically, if you’re over 6 months old (👶👉🧓), you can still snag that COVID shot like it's a Black Friday deal! You'll get it for free, too! NO FEE! 💸💸 Unless you're one of those folks still waiting for a “free” WiFi signal in the basement of your mom’s house... 😶‍🌫️ “Everyone’s getting access again?" *Potential CDC Developer Leaks:* “Yeah, we just kept hitting repeat on last year’s soundtrack. It'll be like déjà vu, but with a side of existential dread.” 🚀🔥 Drake pointing at the COVID vax like it’s a new sneaker drop? Yup, it’s THAT important! 🔥👟 But here’s the spicy take: if you think the vaccine rollout drama is wild, hold on tight because next year, instead of shots, they’ll be offering NFTs of the vaccine certificates. 🤖🔥😂 No cap! Get ready for “Vax Em‘ All” in the Metaverse! Welcome to 2040, fam! 🛸💥