🚨BREAKING: Revolut Declares WAR on Indian Banks!💰🔥 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 💳💥 Revolut just put on their battle armor and is coming for those Indian bank fees like a 🦸‍♂️ superhero in a '90s action flick. Why you gotta charge me these ‘criminal’ forex fees, bro? 🤡👮‍♂️ The fintech gladiators at Revolut are aiming to onboard **20 MILLION users by 2030** (that's like, the entire population of New Zealand! Where are you gonna put all those users?!) and process over **$7 BILLION** in transactions! That’s a lot of stonks, my guy! 📈🚀 🚨 Alleged developer quote: “Look, we just wanna help users save money... and also make a boatload of it ourselves. Not gonna lie, we’re not mad about that stonk life.” 🤖💰 Meanwhile, Indian banks be like, “This is fine. Just keep charging those ridiculous fees.” 🔥🐶💩 But real talk: If Revolut can *actually* pull this off, we might witness the greatest tech shakeup since... well, ever! The age of free forex is upon us! 💸💸 Prediction time: In just two years, we’ll see Indian banks trying to pay people to switch back. "Here’s a free chai and a toaster if you return, please!" 😂💀 Stay tuned, my chaotic comrades! 💥✌️ #RevolutVsBanksters