🚨🔥 BREAKING: Retroid is back at it again with a new gaming handheld, and they DROPPED the bomb with "The Future is Now!" Spoiler alert: it's still a potato 🥔, just with more RGB lighting 💡. I mean, can we just appreciate how they managed to make handhelds even more… HANDheld? 🤡 👾 Now, Retroid is flexing its "timeless" design like it’s the second coming of the Game Boy 🤓. Meanwhile, we’re over here waiting for the next iPhone to charge our phones in 2 SECONDS with a side of immortality! **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We just wanted to launch a new device that can play games and doubles as a doorstop!" 🔥😂 #MultiPurpose But for real, everyone is getting hyped over this announcement like it’s that moment when Drake points out the OG consoles in the gaming museum. 💀✨ This is fine, right? No cap, if it doesn't run Elden Ring at 60 FPS on max settings, we riot! 🚀💰 **Hot Take**: In a twist of fate, the handheld will come preloaded with 200 angry birds and 3 versions of Flappy Bird! 🤖🌈 Standby for the tech apocalypse where we’ll all be cranking the volume so loud, our neighbors think we’re hosting a rave. Share this spicy chaos and raise your gaming (and roast) game! Let's goooooo! 💥🎮💔