"Remedy CEO just hit the exit after FBC: Firebreak flopped harder than my last Tinder date ๐๐ฅ #ByeFelicia"
๐จ๐ฎ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF GAME OVER REBOOTS! ๐ฎ๐จ Tero Virtala, CEO of Remedy (you know, the folks who brought us CONTROL โ and now promptly forgot how to control their FBC: Firebreak launch ๐๐ฅ), is stepping down like itโs the last round in a cringe rap battle. Thatโs right folks, heโs bowing out faster than a TikTok trend goes out of style! "This is fine," said no one after Firebreak flamed out quicker than a failed Twitch streamer. ๐คก๐ In the wildest *leaked* developer convo, one disgruntled intern said, โWe thought Firebreak would be a stonks moment, but itโs more like stonks going straight to the moon... if the moon was on fire! ๐๐ฐโ So, whoโs stepping into the role? Enter Markus "I've got this under control (pun intended)" Mรคki, the co-founder whoโs apparently just as confused as we are about how a multiplayer game flops harder than a fish out of water. ๐ค๐ฃ Hot take: Remedyโs next game won't just feature mind-bending stories โ it'll be a survival horror about *trying* to launch a game without crashing! ๐ฅ๐ป So grab your popcorn๐ฟ, because this is about to get unhinged! Buckle up folks, itโs going to be a wild ride!
