🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: reMarkable just dropped the *Paper Pro Move*—a pocket-sized paper tablet that costs like it’s made of actual paper 🧻💰! Yup, that's right, folks! We’re talking about the tiniest, most unnecessary gadget since Apple tried selling us a $700 stand for an iMac. 🙄🔥 🥳 Imagine taking notes on a “new” device that literally feels like you're writing on an old-school notepad but with an overpriced twist! I mean, *who* asked for a portable tablet with all the wow-factor of an expired coupon? 😤💀 Meanwhile, a leaked developer was like, “We know it’s just paper. But have you tried it with pants on? It’s *amazing*!!” 🤖😂 It's basically the perfect tool to write down your existential dread about ever affording your rent again, all while feeling classy enough to wear it in a tuxedo! *Drake Pointing* meme time: "Yes to fancy gadgets, no to adult responsibilities!" 👌💸 🔥 So here's my unhinged prediction: in three months, Tech Bros will be pretending to revolutionize the market with a paper towel that charges your phone. 📱💦 No cap, stay mad, reMarkable! 🚀💥 #PaperProMove #TechBrokeLife #SeetheAndCope