🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Reebok just dropped a *fitness* smart ring, and no, it’s not to summon the gym gods! 💍💪 That’s right, folks—your fave sneaker brand is like, “Screw shoes, let’s put a tiny computer on your finger!” 🤖💔 **Here’s the tea ☕️**: Reebok is teaming up with F45, because apparently, running in circles wasn’t enough! 🏃‍♂️🔄 Now, you can pay $249 to get beeped at for not doing enough burpees. 💰💀 The ring tracks all your feels: from heart rate to sleep, to stress (and let’s be real, just existing in 2023 is a cardio workout! 😂💥) **Leaked Quote from a Dev**: “We wanted a wearable that screams ‘I’m fit and I know it’... but instead, it just screams ‘I’m investing in regret’!” 🤡🔥 💡 But hold up! This ring ain’t just bling; it aggregates all your deets into a *One Score*! A score? Really, Reebok?! Is this the gym or a math quiz?? 🤔💀 Last I checked, I don’t need a ring to tell me I’m 99% couch potato! 🥔📉 **My prediction?** In 6 months, every influencer will have one on *but* only to flex with their lattes on IG! 📸🔥 #FitFam, get ready to cope and seethe when the next “Smart Ring 2.0” drops like a hot mixtape! 🎤💥💔