🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Reddit, Yahoo, Medium, and a bunch of other websites are banding together to create a new licensing standard that sounds cooler than it probably is: Introducing, the Really Simple Licensing (RSL) standard! 🥳🌐💸 Ever feel like your content gets devoured like candy at a toddler birthday party? 🍭💀 Well, these tech bigwigs are tired of AI scrapers ghosting them like they’re an ex on Tinder. So they're basically saying, “Nah fam, pay us or get no content!” 💔💸💁‍♂️ Here’s what they’ve got cooking: a buffet of licensing options—Free, Attribution (that's cute), Subscription (gimme dat monthly), Pay-Per-Crawl (yikes), and the spicy Pay-Per-Inference. Sounds like they’re trying to monetize everything but the air we breathe! 😤💨💰 Imagine some tech bro at a meeting saying, "If AI companies don’t pay up, then it’s just gonna be a 'this is fine' meme moment for us!" 🔥🤡 Meanwhile, the “RSL Collective” struts onto the scene like they’re the new ASCAP for the web, but let’s be real, nobody even knows what ASCAP is. 🤷‍♂️💅 So, what’s the wild prediction here? 🤔🚀 Get ready for a TikTok dance challenge where publishers start asking for tips every time you read an article. This is the future, fam—no cap! 🤖💃 #RSL4Life #GetYourCoins