🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨💸 So, you know that girl in your group chat who always has to explain the joke? Well, say hello to Recall.ai, the new master of decoding human blabber at scale! 😂📈 They just snagged a mind-boggling $38 million in Series B funding, bringing their total to $51 million! 💰💥 Apparently, turning your cringey Zoom meetings into legible data is worth a quarter of a billion dollars now. Stonks? More like *stonks*! 📈🔮 But hold up! Their secret sauce? A backend API that promises to save us from the eternal doom of “Wait, what did you just say?” 🤖💀 Imagine being able to turn your live convos into searchable databases—like a grandma trying to use Facebook for the first time! “Is this a tweet?” LOL, grandma, no cap. 🤡 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just want to put ‘Can you repeat that?’ out of business.” 🤔 Meanwhile, tech bros everywhere are furiously typing: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Recall.ai will be the ultimate AI therapist, charging you 5.99/month to listen to your existential crises and *actually* give good advice. 🤯🚀🌌👀 Remember, folks: don’t get left behind in the echo chamber! 📣 Share this chaos!