🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Realm.Security just bagged $15M in fresh cash, and we’re all just sitting here like 🤨🤡! You heard that right! This fresh startup drip 🤑 is aiming to revolutionize security data pipelines like they’re the next big NFT drop. Sorry, JPEGs! 💩💰 So, what’s the deets, fam? 🤔 Founded in 2024 (yes, the future), these cybersecurity wizards 😈💻—Peter, Jeff, and Sanket—are jumping into the mess where security ops teams are drowning faster than your last attempt at adulting. “It’s like this is fine” dog but with security data everywhere 🚫🐶🔥. According to a leaked *developer convo* (def not fake): 👨‍💻Peter: “Bro, we need to make security less cringe.” 👨‍🔧Jeff: “Facts! Stonks 📈 for making AI pipelines hot AF.” 👨‍💻Sanket: “Let’s get these legacy systems to seethe.” Meanwhile, big tech is probably shaking in their overpriced office chairs, wondering how to incorporate AI into their *already* AI. 🤖💀 But real talk? If Realm.Security doesn't save us from the cyber apocalypse soon, we’re all gonna need a crash course in "How to Hide from Hackers 101". 🚀💣 Prepare for my hot take: in 2025, we’ll be paying hackers in crypto just to leave us alone. Just try to fight it! No cap! 🥴💩