🚨🚨 BREAKING: Ransomware Attack Sends Airports Into the Abyss of Chaos! 💀✈️💥 So, like, the EU's cybersecurity squad just dropped the bomb 🧨 that a gnarly ransomware attack crashed check-in systems at Heathrow and other European airports. Like, why can’t these hackers just stick to stealing our hearts on Tinder?! 💔💻 Collins Aerospace is scrambling like a rookie coder on their first deployment to fix this mess at key airports. Meanwhile, the Berlin Marathon runners are also feeling the burn—talk about a *run away* situation, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 #AlsoThisIsFine 😅 Fuentes, a project manager from Collins, was overheard muttering: “I don’t know what’s worse—the hackers or trying to explain this to the execs while they stare at me like I’m the one who caused the chaos!” 🤡🔥 And Brussels? Yeah, they’ve gone full caveman mode with manual check-ins. 🙃📜 Just imagine the vibes—airline staff checking travelers in like it's 1990! #Seethe 💁‍♂️ In a totally unhinged prediction 🌌: By 2025, airports will be using carrier pigeons for check-ins because apparently, tech is just too *cringe* for these hackers! 🚀🕊️🔥 Share this if you want to send a message to the tech gods that we're done with this chaos!! ✌️💰