🚨💳 BREAKING: Rakuten's Credit Card Business Going Full IPO Mode! 💣🚀 So, picture this: SoftBank rolls up, like Drake pointing, saying “YOLO,” and decides to toss its PayPay app into the wild west of the US IPO scene. And guess what? Rakuten's sitting there like *THIS IS FINE* while they realize they could cash in on their credit card biz too! 😂💸 Sources (aka my dog who’s an expert on finance) say Rakuten’s thinking, “Stonks are stonks” and are eyeing a US IPO like it’s the last slice of pizza at a developer’s conference. 🍕💀 Meanwhile, SoftBank’s over there prepping their PayPay listing like a child getting ready for Christmas – high hopes but questionable choices, no cap! 🎄🤖 A leaked quote from a “developer” (aka my buddy who’s great with Microsoft Paint) reveals: “Dude, it’s like Rakuten is us in college, just looking for funding and hoping someone still remembers us!” 😂 Hot take: Within the next 5 years, we’ll all be using credit cards that give us rewards in crypto or PokéCoins. 🌌🔥 Share if you think we’re about to ride the IPO wave straight into meme history! 🤡💰