🚨💥BREAKING: QumulusAI Just Added a New CEO— Who??? 🤔💥🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and get ready for the most *average decisions* in tech since the invention of the floppy disk! QumulusAI, aka the cloud tech company that’s trying REALLY hard to sound important, just promoted Michael Maniscalco to CEO (who? 🤷‍♀️). Yeah, that’s right! This Georgia-based company is diving headfirst into the *neocloud era* 🌥️✨— whatever that nonsense means! *Leaked CEO meeting voice:* “Uh, yeah, like, we need to be the best in the neocloud space, but no cap, what’s a neocloud?” 😂💀 Like fr fr, is this just a fancy term for “cloud but with more marketing buzzwords”? Or are they just trying to sound like they belong in the stonks club? 📈💰 Drake’s pointing meme: *not the neocloud part* But lemme tell you, folks, if they add **“graphics processing unit-powered”** and **“AI”** to their Tinder bio, they might just get swiped right on by the investors! 🚀🔥 🚨🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 6 months, we’ll find out “neocloud” was just a typo for “no cloud” and QumulusAI will be begging for mercy like *This Is Fine* meme. But hey, stonks? 💸