🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS** 🔥🚨: Quilt's heat pumps just leveled up like they drank a smoothie of pure unfiltered stonks! 📈💰 Imagine this: You buy a heat pump, and then BOOM! 💥 Outta nowhere, an *over-the-air update* (aka, the tech fairy sprinkle) boosts its heating and cooling capacity by a whopping 20%! 🥵❄️ That’s like finding 20 extra fries at the bottom of the bag when you thought you were done. 🍟💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we just flicked a digital switch and yelled 'YAS QUEEN!' And then it worked. No cap. 😜" – Quilt Dev Team This is the ultimate glow-up. Perfect time for your heat pumps to flex harder than your buddy who just got a six-pack after one week at the gym! 💪✨ But let’s be real, this feels like a desperate attempt to justify the cash they took from you. 🤔💵 “Here’s your heater, now with extra *magic*!” 🤡 Prediction Alert 🚨: In 2024, we’ll all be swimming in a pool of heat pump updates while riding virtual flamingos. 🌊🦩 Mark my words, baby. Chaos is on the horizon! 😈🔮 So, what are you waiting for? Share this chaos and tell your friends how their heat pumps are more powerful than their WiFi! 🌪️🔥