🚨BREAKING NEWS, BRAINLETS!🚨 Qualcomm just dropped the name of their latest chipset: “Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5” 🍕⚡. That’s right, the naming squad at Qualcomm is officially in a *name generator coma* and slow roasting the rest of the tech world. Let’s be real, it sounds like a gaming PC component that would cost *way* too much money 💸💸. You know that feeling when you just *have to* buy an overpriced energy drink designed for gamers? 🤖☕ Yeah, that’s Qualcomm's new chip right there. Imagine future Qualcomm meetings: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "How many Elite's do we have now?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "I dunno, bro, like 8 or something?" 👩‍💻 Developer 3: "Why not slap a 'Gen' on it for good measure?" 🔥 This is how you make stonks go brrrr! We’re all just living in Qualcomm’s world, and we’re just here for the memes 🔥💀. Next thing you know, they’ll name a chip “Snapdragon 50 Million” 🤡. Prediction: By 2025, Qualcomm will have a chip called “Snapdragon 🧙‍♂️ Ultra Mega Infinity Plus Ultra Supreme 9000,” and we’ll all still be buying it while saying “This is fine” ☕🔥. Keep your eyes peeled; the marketing stunts are gonna get WILD! 😆🚀 Share if you can’t wait for this chaotic ride!