🚨🚨 Breaking News for the Retro Squad! 🚀💾 Introducing the Kinhank Super Console X2 Pro — the $90 eSports powerhouse nobody asked for! 🤡💰 It’s not just a console; it’s a time machine where your childhood crush on Mario gets reignited! 🍄💖 Thousands of pre-loaded classic games? I thought this was a console, not a digital flea market. 🐴💨 FR FR, what's next? A **console** that also folds your laundry? *cue seethe from actual gamers* 🤦‍♂️💀 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! It streams too! So you can enjoy watching shows while pretending you’re “working.” 🤓📺 *Developer whispers: "Yeah, we just throw in everything we found in the back of the closet."* You know the vibes; this console is like that one friend who STILL hasn't left your basement. Just vibin’, collecting dust, and barely holding it together. 😩🕹️ 🔥HOT TAKE: Next year, Kinhank will drop the **Super Console X3 MAX** that will SUPPOSEDLY run on *literal* good vibes and nostalgia, but actually just be a fancy paperweight. You heard it here first! 👽💥 Don't sleep on this—we're predicting a meme about it landing on r/ProgrammerHumor any minute! Share this before it disappears like your childhood dreams! 🌌✨