🎮💥 The Nintendo Switch 2 is here, and it’s thirstier than your average gamer on a Friday night! 🥴🍕 But guess what? This little beast is on a strict diet and only accepts *microSD Express* cards. 😱 That’s right, if you’re trying to shove yesterday’s discount card into your shiny new console, it’s gonna be like trying to feed a T-Rex a salad. 🤡💀 Now, down to business: if you missed out on Prime Day deals (cue the Drake pointing meme 🙄➡️), don’t throw a tantrum just yet! You can still snag a 128GB PNY microSD Express card for just $38 (15% off, baby! 💰🔥). It’s like finding a diamond in a sea of faux gold chains. Jeff Dunn from Engadget was like, “I’m basically a microSD sommelier 🥂,” but even he admits performance differences are as subtle as that one cousin who shows up at family gatherings just to steal your fries. 🍟✨ Most of us won’t even notice if it’s loading in 1 or 5 seconds. This is fine! 🙃💁‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥**Hot Take:** In 2025, Nintendo will launch the Switch 3, and it’ll only accept floppy disks and holographic storage. Time to start hoarding the past fam! 😲👽 #TrueGamerMoments 🤖🚀