🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: The M4 Mac Mini is HERE, and it’s SMALLER than a toddler's tantrum, but FASTER than your ex's reply when you ask for your stuff back! 💀💻💨 So, apparently, according to "CNET laptop expert" Joshua Goldman (must be a top-tier tech wizard or something 🔮), this pint-sized powerhouse is packing some serious 🔥 for under $600! I mean, for that price, we’re talking more power than a thousand coffee-fueled programmers 🤯✨. Imagine the M4 Mac Mini outlifting the $999 MacBook Air like it’s the gym bro who’s still in “bulking” season. 😂💪📈 Stonks are looking GOOD, fam! 📈💰 Meanwhile, Apple’s CEO is probably looking at this and thinking, “Y’all want a free iPhone with that?” 😳🍏🍎 Sorry Tim, even your “one pound of aluminum” magic can't compete. 📢 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "We made it small so you can easily throw it off a cliff when it inevitably goes obsolete in 6 months. 🤡😱" Prediction: In 2024, Apple will release a M4 Mac Mini Pro that’s literally just a toaster with a $2k price tag. Don't @ me! 🔥🚀🍞 Share this while you still can before the Apple overlords come for me! 💀👀 #MacMiniMadness