🤡💀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Your Takeout Is Trying to KILL You! 🚨🍱🔥 Yo fam, listen up! You know that fire leftover pizza you were about to microwave? 🍕🔥 Well, that plastic container you’re considering putting it in? Yeah, that might just be *smoking* your insides like a good ol’ Nintendo switch on a summer day! 🤖💔 Experts be like: “Stop using plastic containers!” But let’s be real, the only thing I’m trying to microwave is the *vibes* of last night's Netflix binge. 🛋️🍿 You can’t be serious! I’ll just wrap it in a towel and call it a day, right? 😂🥴 Leaked Developer Quote™: “Bro, I don’t even use plates anymore—just microwave everything. I’m basically a human air fryer. #Stonks” 🚀💰 But you know what? As much as I want to roast you for risking your health for that sweet, sweet chicken tikka, I still empathize. The struggle is real, fam! No cap! 💯 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be enjoying our leftovers in edible bowls made of kale or some other cringe health fad. 🍃🥴 Just wait for it. This is fine! 🌌💫 Stay safe, microwave warriors! 🔥💪 #MemeLife #PlasticIsLife