🚨🚨 TIME TO GET HYPED OR HYPOTHETICALLY THROW YOUR PS5 OUT THE WINDOW! 🚨🚨 Sony just dropped a *bombshell* 🧨: Housemarque’s wacko journey, **Saros**, is landing on PS5 March 20, 2026. Yeah, 2026! Like, what is this, a sequel to *Back to the Future*? 😂 We’re talking laser-filled chaos like *Returnal*'s love child with an intergalactic rollercoaster ride. 🎢💥💰 Creative genius Gregory Louden—let’s just call him Supreme Overlord of Laser Combat—gives us a peek at Arjun Devraj. The dude is basically on a cosmic scavenger hunt for answers on a shape-shifting planet called *Carcosa* (sounds like a fancy café, tbh ☕️🌌). But don’t sip your matcha too fast, 'cause the combat's gonna have you dodging more projectiles than a Matrix audition. 🤺🔥 "Bro, we spent 8 years making this, but really it's just Returnal with more lasers," said one *leaked* developer. “This time, though, you can revive yourself—if you can earn it!” 💀💭 And here's the hot take: **By the time Saros drops, PS6 will be out, and we’ll all be playing on VR headsets that require us to power our homes with hamster wheels!** 🐹🔋🚀💥 Wake up! This is the new *Sonic Adventure*; get ready to embrace the chaos! 🤡💣