🚨💥 PERIODICALLY TIME-CAPSULED IN THE MATRIX: SONY DECIDES TO AERO-ACROBATICS WITH GAMER BRAINS! 🎮🌌 Get ready, fam, because Sony's squeezing a State of Play LIVE on September 24th at 5PM ET! 🕔 Where? Oh, just *on every streaming platform imaginable* – YouTube, Twitch, maybe your fridge?? 🙃🔥 First up, say hello to *Saros* 👽, straight from the genius minds at Housemarque! 🤖💻 Expect gameplay so pretty you might wanna frame your screen. Art? Nah, THIS is modern art! 💅 *Boop* the snooze button, cause 35 minutes of gaming goodness is coming at you like a caffeinated raccoon! 🦝☕️ And let's talk about that Insomniac Wolverine tease 🐺💥! The leaks are thicker than my cousin’s hair gel. 🤮💦 *Sources* say they’re revamping your nightmares! 😱 And probably making you regret playing at night. Oh, and it's *Last of Us Day* on Friday; expect A LOT of feels and existential crises. 💔 But here’s the REAL hot take: By 2025, holographic gaming will be real, and we’ll all look like dumb aliens trying to interact with immaterial graphics. Brace yourselves; the cringe is inbound! 🚀💀 #SonyDrakePointing #SorosTrippin #BasedGaming 🤡💸