🚨 BREAKING NEWS: HOW TO DUMP PROTON VPN LIKE IT'S YOUR EX 🚨💔👩‍💻 So you tried Proton VPN, right? 🕵️‍♂️ It’s like that one friend who always brags about how they can get into exclusive parties 🍾 but then leaves you waiting in line! *Cringe* 🤦‍♂️ But now you're thinking, “Nah fam, I'm out. Refund me ASAP!” 💸 Step 1: **Open Your Browser** — And NO, this isn’t Tinder, so don’t swipe left just yet! Head to protonvpn.com. Step 2: **Sign In & Face the TL;DR** — Click “Sign In” in the corner like it’s the last episode of a series you gave up on. Enter your deets and get ready to see your subscription betrayal IRL. Step 3: **Click Subscription** – Scrolling down like you do on Twitter when you're avoiding your responsibilities. ⬇️ Step 4: **Doomsday** – If it’s under 30 days, you’re golden. 🥇 Just slide into tech support’s DMs to request a refund. For anything over 30 days? The vibes are *not* immaculate, my friend. 😬 Meanwhile, a "Proton Developer" allegedly said: “Refunds? We prefer to focus on making our VPN good enough to never need one!” 😂 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION🔥🔥: In a year, your VPN will become sentient, use your browsing data to create an existential crisis, and start its own podcast. 📈📉 Stay tuned, this is fine! 🐶💥