🚨😱 BREAKING (literally no one asked) News: Proton just dropped their brand spankin’ new *Data Breach Observatory*! 🎉💻 You might be like, “Bro, why should I care about this?” Well, sit tight, because we’re about to go on a wild ride through the cyber-scam jungle 🍄🌌🚀 So, Proton, the tech nerds behind your favorite *“I swear I’m safe because I use a VPN”* apps, decided to create a website where they track personal info leaks faster than my mom tracks my dating life. 🤡💔 Say goodbye to keeping your data leaks hidden like that one cringe TikTok you thought no one saw. This place is like your grandma with a magnifying glass—EXPOSING all your secrets, fam! 🔎😬 “Honestly, we just want to stop companies from hiding their breaches like kids hiding their bad grades,” said some *‘totally not a real developer’* over a game of Dungeons and Dragons. 🥴🎲 No cap, this is a major glow-up for transparency, but why are we all still shocked that companies are shady? Ain’t nobody got time for that! 💰✨ So here's the hot take: **2024 Prediction:** By next year, we’ll all be able to access our online data leaks like we’re checking our bank accounts—except you’re gonna be like “Kinda cringe bro 💀, but at least I know I’m broke.” This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥