🚨✨💸 BREAKING: Prosus is out here flinging around $146M like it's confetti at a tech bro party! 🎉 They're scoopin' up a 10.1% slice of the Indian travel app ixigo — that’s right, ixigo, where you can plan your next trip and also question your life choices. 🏖️🤔 And wait... *hold my Red Bull* ☕️— they’re planning to covet *more* shares! 😱💰 Sources say they wanna nab another 15% by sweet-talking other investors like they're desperately trying to remember one-night-stand names. 📉🕺💤 Imagine this convo in the Prosus boardroom: **Lead Developer:** "Yo fam, should we even care about ixigo?" **Investor:** “Stonks! We NEED that 15%! Think of the memes!” 😤🚀 Meanwhile, Peak XV Partners is doing a classic "broke college student" move, selling a smidge of 3% like "Here’s my left shoe, now can I get a beer?" 🍻👟 But lemme throw some unhinged tea: 🫖💣 Forget travel apps, the future is ALL about virtual vacations—take me to “Broke Mountain” where I can scroll TikTok while sipping on that ‘leftover instant ramen’ energy! 💀🔥✈️ You heard it here first, folks. Buckle up, the ixiGOAT ride is just GETTING STARTED! 🐐📈Remember, if it ain't chaotic, it ain't tech! 😜🤖🔥 #InvestInChaos