🚨🤡 BREAKING: ProRataAI Secures $40M - The Future of Publishers or Just More AI Cringe? 🤖💸 Y’all, the game just leveled UP! 💥 ProRataAI just bagged a fat $40 MILLION to sprinkle AI fairy dust over publishers like they’re trying to make “Unicorns” outta nothin’. Like, fr fr, what are they doing? Are we just gonna ignore the fact that every “new” tech startup sounds like a half-baked pitch from your buddy at 3 AM? 💀😅 So, big brains over at Touring Capital decided investing in AI is the future. Sure, buddy! Investing in a magic eight ball is also a strategy! 🔮💰 “AI tools for publishers”? Yeah, you mean fancy pop-up ads that make me want to throw my laptop out the window? This is fine. 🔥 🔥 Leaked quotes from “John, a ProRata Developer” 🔥: "We’re just trying to make it easier for publishers to annoy you with targeted ads—like that time you Googled ‘how to make bread’ and now your feed is 100% gluten products." 🤦‍♂️ Stonks? More like STONKS 🤌💸 My hot take? In 2025, we’re gonna see ProRataAI’s founders handing out NFTs of the very ads they create—“own a piece of ad history,” they’ll say. Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be CHAOTIC 🚀🤯!