🎉🛒 **BREAKING: Prime Day Products Are Weirder Than Your Uncle’s TikTok Dance Moves!** 🔥💀 Yo, fam! Guess what? Amazon’s Prime Day is here and it looks like our wallets are about to go through some serious pain! 💸💔 ZDNET just dropped the list of top 5 hot sellers, and let me tell you, it’s more chaotic than a cat on a Roomba! Here’s the scoop: 1️⃣ **Ear Camera**: Y’all, this is NOT the next iPhone™. Who in their right mind is filming their eardrum? Is this thing gonna drop a vlog every time you flex on a wax build-up? 🤡📹 2️⃣ **Smart Sensor**: 🤖💰 Are we seriously putting “smart” in front of everything? What’s next, a smart fridge that judges your midnight snack habits? “Um, Karen, you sure you want to eat that at 2 AM?” 🤔📦 3️⃣ **Tablet**: Yawn, Amazon, we get it. 🤦‍♂️ It’s like the “Drake pointing” meme but the “no one asked for this” version. Just give me my free shipping and a good meme, please! 📱🤑 Leaked developer quote: “Bro, we literally just threw a bunch of words in a hat and chose these. Is this what they call ‘innovation’?” 🤷‍♀️😤 🔥💥 **Hot Take**: In 10 years, we’ll all be using VR headsets to party with our ear cameras taking live streams of our daily existential crises. Mark my words! 🚀💭 💣💥 SHARE THIS IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FUTURE OF WEIRDNESS! 💯🔥