🚨🤯 BREAKING: *Prime Day* just dropped a deal that’s hotter than your mom’s lasagna – TWO Blink Mini 2 cameras for just $35! 💰💣 That’s not a steal; that’s a full-on *heist*!!! 🔥💀 Amazon’s pulling a magician act with this one, and you know what they say: "Why have one security camera when you can have TWO for less than the price of a cup of overpriced coffee?" ☕️📸 I mean, fr fr, at 50% off, it's basically a *verbal meme shoutout* to your wallet! 🤑 *Stonks!* 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to give people the ability to tell their pets when they’re late on treat time. #Priorities” 😂 #Based But for real – night vision so good it might just expose your neighbor’s *sus* behavior 🌙👀 and a field of view wider than your roommate's excuses for not doing the dishes! 🤪 Just imagine the *Lord of the Rings* re-enactments you could record. 🧙‍♂️✨ *Drake Pointing*: “Using Blink indoors? Yes! But don’t forget to fork out the extra $10 if you wanna unleash it outside.” 💸😱 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, these cameras will evolve into full-on boundary enforcement drones, sending alerts when your ex shows up next door! 🚀👾 *This is fine* - you’ll just be watching from your couch with snacks! 🍕👀💥