"Prime Day got me seeing double ๐๐ฐ๐ธโ2 Blink Minis for $35? Iโm basically a tech overlord now! ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐คฏ BREAKING: *Prime Day* just dropped a deal thatโs hotter than your momโs lasagna โ TWO Blink Mini 2 cameras for just $35! ๐ฐ๐ฃ Thatโs not a steal; thatโs a full-on *heist*!!! ๐ฅ๐ Amazonโs pulling a magician act with this one, and you know what they say: "Why have one security camera when you can have TWO for less than the price of a cup of overpriced coffee?" โ๏ธ๐ธ I mean, fr fr, at 50% off, it's basically a *verbal meme shoutout* to your wallet! ๐ค *Stonks!* ๐ค *Leaked Developer Quote*: โHonestly, we just wanted to give people the ability to tell their pets when theyโre late on treat time. #Prioritiesโ ๐ #Based But for real โ night vision so good it might just expose your neighborโs *sus* behavior ๐๐ and a field of view wider than your roommate's excuses for not doing the dishes! ๐คช Just imagine the *Lord of the Rings* re-enactments you could record. ๐งโโ๏ธโจ *Drake Pointing*: โUsing Blink indoors? Yes! But donโt forget to fork out the extra $10 if you wanna unleash it outside.โ ๐ธ๐ฑ ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, these cameras will evolve into full-on boundary enforcement drones, sending alerts when your ex shows up next door! ๐๐พ *This is fine* - youโll just be watching from your couch with snacks! ๐๐๐ฅ
