🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Gov Just Cracked the Code on H-1B Fees! 💸💥 So like, the White House Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, just dropped some truth bombs and the Twitterverse is here for it! 💥👀 She basically said, "Yo, that $100K H-1B fee ain't an annual vibe – it's a one-time gig! 🎉" Lemme decode that for you: it’s not like you gotta sell your kidneys every year just to keep your work visa, fam. 😂 No cap, just pay it once and you’re in the lottery like it’s the new Fortnite season! 🤑💰 Karoline’s got the receipts 📜: existing visa peeps outside the U.S. can waltz back in without breaking the bank! 🍕✨ Just a lil’ sprinkle of logic in this chaotic immigration soup we call the U.S. system. But here's the real tea ☕️: would you bet your life savings on the release of an NFT version of this new visa? 🤖 Can you imagine? Stonks, baby! 💹💀 In other news, I'm predicting that Microsoft will make a Windows version of their next OS that only works in the cloud... AND you'll have to order pizza to reboot it. 🍕👀 Time to get those memes ready, folks! Share or you’re sus! 🚀🔥 #H1BChaos #PressSecSavage