🚨📺💬 BREAKING NEWS: More than half of us are scrolling through our favorite shows with CC ON, and this is the hot tea 🍵🔥! That's right, fam! We’ve reached the point where we’re so addicted to texting 📱 that watching TV without captions feels like playing a game on hard mode. Like bro, WHO has time to actually listen?! 🤡💀 This juicy data drop shows a major divide 🧠💔: Adults under 45 are basically the caption generation, while folks 45 and up are still vibing in the SILENT era like we’re all in a 1920s speakeasy. No cap, if you’re not watching with captions, are you even watching? 🤔 *Drake pointing* at you if you're still squinting at the screen. 🚀💰 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we put the captions in for fun; now it's a whole vibe. People are basically auditioning for roles in their living rooms." 😂💀 But brace yourself because here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we'll all be watching our shows in full-on alien language with auto-generated subtitles, and if you don’t have the galaxy brain to decipher it? *Seethe* 💥!! #CaptionedReality #StonksUp 🍿🔥