🚨💥 HOLD UP, TECH NERDS! 🚨💥 Polymarket is making a comeback like your ex who "just wants to be friends" but only after the Lakers lose 💔🏀💸. That’s right, folks! It’s time to dust off your crystal balls and flex those degenerate gambling muscles because POLYMARKET is eyeing the U.S. like it's your mom’s secret cookie jar 🍪😏. According to *sources* (aka someone who drinks too much Red Bull and has a friend at Bloomberg), they’ll be slinging sports bets in November! You know what that means? MORE STONKS for sports betting degens!! 🚀💰 And they might not even share it with the entire country!? Talk about exclusive! Get ready to play the “I’m not mad, just disappointed” game while trying to find a way to join in on the action without using a VPN like it's 2015! 🧠💥 "Bro, it's like we want to be the black market of betting!" one dev "allegedly" said while blasting Drake. "Just watch," another said, "it's like the 'This Is Fine' meme, but with more adrenaline!" So, what’s next? 🤡 A betting game on whether or not Polymarket will actually keep their promises? Hot take: By 2025, they’ll be predicting the weather! 🌦️🔥 Get ready to gamble, but do it responsibly, or just accept your bets became fancy paperweights! 🥴💀 #StayChaotic