🍃💥 BREAKING: SCIENCE ALERT! We're talking P O L L E N 🥳, the OG dude from your backyard ⚠️🍂. Slide into *Nam-Joon Cho's* lab at Nanyang Technological University, where they’re straight up turning the *sneeze-inducing* stuff into PAPERS and SPONGES 🧽📄. Imagine this: "I came for the science, but left with a sponge that could soak up my life’s regrets," says our imaginary bro, *Dr. Carl Crunch*. Like, fr fr, are we just accepting that pollen is about to be the next hottest eco-product? 🤖🌱 *Stonks* going ⬆️, while your allergies are going ⬇️! Picture this: you’re sitting on your green couch made of pollen ⏳, while sipping from your pollen mug ☕️, thinking, “Man, this is fine.” 💀🔥 Meanwhile, every tree is screaming “Why are they using my babies for this?!” For real though, this *based science* might have us living in a world where we’re fighting climate change with the stuff that makes you sneeze like crazy! 🤧 🔥💣 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we're going to be marketing pollen-based *vegan bacon* 🤯. Watch out world! #PollenPioneer #StaySneezy