🔥💥🔥 BREAKING NEWS: POKÉMON TCG PHANTASMAL FLAMES ELITE TRAINER BOX IS ON AMAZON AND NOT PRICE GOUGING!!! I REPEAT: NOT PRICE GOUGING!!!! 🚨🤯💰 Listen up, trainers! The *Phantasmal Flames Elite Trainer Box* is sitting at a cozy **$121.01** on Amazon like it’s taking a nap in a comfy PokéCenter. 😴💸 That’s right, folks! It’s *below* the market value of TCGPlayer. I’m just saying, what a time to be alive when we can actually buy Pokémon cards without selling a kidney. 😂💀 Remember when TCG prices shot up like they were powered by a Hyper Beam? 💥💸 The first expansion for Pokémon TCG: Mega Evolution is finally here, and it's giving off serious “this is fine” dog in a burning room vibes. 🔥🐶 Meanwhile, the lead developer was heard saying: “Our pricing strategy is just as confused as Pikachu trying to evolve into a Raichu in a thunderstorm.” ⚡⚡ So what’s next? Are we about to witness a new era where Pokémon cards don’t cost *more than your rent*? 🤔🤯 Here’s a hot take: in the near future, we’ll find out that Charizard evolves into a Tesla. 🚗💨 *Stonks* are about to hit the Milky Way! 🌌💫 Don’t miss out, trainers! SHARE THIS CHAOS! 💥🤣