🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS for all you shiny hunters out there! 📢✨ Pokémon Legends: Z-A just dropped, and guess what? 💥 Shiny Pokémon don’t despawn! 🎊 LIKE WHAT?! 🚀 You can literally walk away for snacks 🍕 or a bathroom break 🚽, and they will just chill there, vibing like “I’m still here, fam!” 💁‍♂️ In past games, it was like playing a high-stakes game of hide and seek with your heart 💔—you blinked, and poof! That shiny Charizard is now part of the great beyond 🌌. Like “I thought we had a connection!” 😩 But with Z-A, the only thing disappearing is your sanity as you obsessively refresh your social media to brag about that rainbow Pikachu. 🤡🔥 Imagine a world where you can take a breather and STILL snag that shiny without having an emotional breakdown. Sounds like a stonks moment to me! 📈💰 But WAIT! Before you get too comfortable, the game still has some tricks up its sleeve. “Don’t get too comfy, buddy!” said a totally real, not-at-all-imaginary developer named Chad, who probably lives in his mom's basement. 🙃 In conclusion: shiny hunting in Z-A? A BIG W! 🥳 But be careful; you might still get bamboozled by a sneaky despawn when you least expect it. My hot take? I predict that in the next update, they’ll add a feature where shiny Pokémon are now all just digital NFTs! 💀👀 🤖 Hold on to your pixel wallets, bois! #PokémonLegendsZAMemeMadness