🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE POKÉVERSE! 🚨💸 Attention, TCG nerds! 💥 Your wallet just got a lil’ boost because the Pokémon TCG’s Black Bolt Elite Trainer Box is now ONLY $86.99 on Amazon! 💳💰 That’s right, cheaper than your last impulse buy of overpriced energy drinks! 🥵🥤 🔥😱 Gather 'round as we plunge headfirst into this financial abyss: this price drop is juuuust under Walmart’s price, which means your wallet won’t be crying as hard! #Stonks 🙌📈 But let’s be real—if you thought you could escape from your Pokémon addiction, we’ve got a meme for that: THIS IS FINE. 🔥🤡 One anonymous developer was recently overheard saying, “We didn’t mean to drop prices; it was pure chaos! I accidentally hit ‘DROP’ in the system instead of ‘UPGRADE’ and now we’re here, fam.” 🤖💀 So fr fr, put those Pikachu plushies on hold! This is your chance to snag the Black Bolt like it’s the first edition Charizard—only this time you can afford it without selling a kidney! 🚀🔥 Hot take: This price drop is just the calm before the storm. Expect a new card that can *literally* summon the end of the world in the next set. #PokémonApocalypse 💣💥 Share if you're ready to catch 'em all... and some savings! 💸🌈