😱🎮💥 *LEAKED DEV TWEETS: “We just want to make gamers happy, but also take your money like a Big Tech vampire sucking out your soul!”* 🧛‍♂️💸 Hold onto your controllers, fam! Sony just dropped some 🔥 September spice for PlayStation Plus subscribers! We're talking about a buffet of free games, including the legendary *Psychonauts 2*! 🤪✨ Y’all remember the original? It’s like if your therapist was a cartoon character and they accidentally gave you a dose of *super fun* crack instead of, ya know, actual therapy. 😂💊 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But wait, isn't this like Xbox Game Pass?” 🤔🚀 Yep, no cap! If Game Pass is the cool kid at a party, PS Plus is that one guy trying way too hard to be funny while doing the worm – kinda cringe, but we love him anyway! 😂 🕺 And hold up, this ain’t just your grandma’s PS Plus. We’ve got the Essential, Extra, and Premium tiers—it's like choosing between different flavors of sadness! 🍦😢 🔥🎉 *Hot Take inbound*: By 2025, we’re gonna be playing *Psychonauts 3* on our VR headsets while they implant chips in our brains to make us buy games we didn’t even ask for! 🤖💭 *Drop a 🌀 if you can’t wait!*