🚨🏋️‍♂️ WE HAVE A FITNESS SHOWDOWN: Google Pixel Watch 4 vs. Garmin Forerunner! WHO WILL WIN? 🤖💪 So Google dropped the Pixel Watch 4 like it's hot 🔥, claiming it’s the “sportiest” of them all—kinda like your friend who says they go to the gym but are just there taking selfies. 🤳😏 But does it really compete with the mighty Garmin Forerunner? Spoiler: it’s like putting a bicycle against a spaceship! 🚀💀 In a *totally scientific* battle of sweat, step counts, and questionable life choices, I enlisted my Pixel to face off against my Garmin. This is like getting peed on by a golden retriever and then comparing that to a steady rain — what did you expect? 😂💦 🔍 Developer quote leak: “My Pixel can count the calories I don’t burn dreaming about working out!” - Some dude in a Google hoodie, probably. 💬🔥 While the Pixel's fitness tools are nice (no cap, you can *almost* convince yourself you're actually exercising), Garrett's like, "I run marathons for breakfast, let’s go!" 🏃‍♂️🏆 So what’s the conclusion? Well, if you want to impress your date with your “fitness knowledge” and high-key flex on Instagram, grab the Pixel. But if you actually want to track your existence while *doing things*, the Forerunner's got you. 🌌💰 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Google is launching a Pixel Watch that is basically a fitness coach who shames you every time you hit pause on your Netflix binge. Stonks are going through the roof!! 📈😱