🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: GET READY TO TIME TRAVEL 🕒💰 - Pixel Watch 3 is dropping at a jaw-dropping $170!💸💸 Just in time for the *brand new, shinier* version to hit the scene! Classic marketing moves, am I right? 🤡💀 So, let me get this straight: you’re telling me Google wants us to shell out some bucks for last year’s model? 😤😂 This is like getting a VHS player right before 4K Blu-rays hit the market, fam! *GIGACHAD DRake meme intensifies* 🙌 Imagine Google’s developers in a dark room, sipping their overpriced coffee, saying: “Let’s just wait until the new model drops, and then make everyone think they’re getting a deal!” 🤖💀 A developer *probably* said, “$170? That’s cheaper than my coffee this morning!” Like, no cap, bro. 📉 But hear me out: This is based if you want a smartwatch that tracks your heartbeats while you scroll TikTok! 📲💔 Just be sure to stare at it for hours like it's the Mona Lisa, ‘cause, let’s face it, nobody's gonna pay full-price for the new one! 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, the Pixel Watch 3 will be at every thrift store, gathering dust like your ex's unopened gifts! #ThisIsFine 🥵👀 #StonksGoneWrong