🚨✨🎉 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOOGLE DUNGEON! 🚨✨🎉 Yo fam, the Pixel Camera 10.1 is dropping like it’s hot 🔥😤 but honestly, "Material 3 Expressive"? Sounds more like my ex’s feelings after a breakup 💔🤡. What even *is* that? Is it an art project or a camera update? 😩 We got more colors than a toddler's art supply drawer 🎨💅! So, your Pixel's packing some *fresh* (read: slightly less stale) FPS optimization as if it’s trying to run away from my grandma's flip phone 🤖💀. Just in time for all those “I swear, I’m a professional photographer” Insta posts 📸✨. And don't even get me started on how this update feels like they just opened the lid of a time capsule and sprinkled some UI pixie dust on it. Just heard from a “very credible source” (aka my buddy Dave at the coffee shop ☕👇), “We added more shadows and used more gradients, so now the camera is practically an art installation.” 🔮🙄 Meanwhile, we still don't have decent battery life? 🤷‍♂️ Hot take: Google is low-key trolling us with this update to distract from the fact that 90% of us can't even capture a clear picture of our dinner. 🤳💔🔥 TL;DR: Stonks for the eye candy, but we’re playing "This is Fine" over here while we wait for actual *functional* updates. 🐸🤙 #PixelPower #Material3Who?