🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped the Pixel Buds 2a, and honestly? They’re about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow-mo. 🎨💤 When folks say "mid," they're *talking* about these earbuds! 🤡👀 Let’s break it down: Great Active Noise Cancellation, but you might as well be wearing a potato sack over your head because guess what? The sound quality is about as consistent as my WiFi during a Zoom call 😵‍💫. Remember when Google was the “cool kid” on the block? Now they’re like that kid at school who still plays with action figures 💁‍♂️, while the other companies are throwing dance parties. 🔥 Developer Quote Leak Alert 🔥: "We aimed for mid-range and hit ‘meh’... let's just hope the fashion trend of oversized earbuds carries us through! 😂" Meanwhile, you’ve got brands like Apple flexing their stacked chips while Google's over here like *Drake pointing*: "Look at my 2a! It's... Uhh, at least it's affordable?" 💰💀 In conclusion, if you value your eardrums and your dignity, maybe pass on these and invest in earplugs instead! 🎧❌ If we’re being honest though, I predict we’ll see the Pixel Buds 3a featuring an exclusive “potato sound mode” drop next year. Stonks? More like *bronks*! 🚀💩