🚨 BREAKING: Google Goes Full COPYCAT with Pixel 10a! 🚨 😱 YUP, you heard it here first! The Pixel 10a is just a remix of the Pixel 9a - like *literally* the same thing but with 0.5mm thinner bezels. I guess they figured, "Why innovate when you can just print more of the same?" 💀📱 Leaked CAD renders show a design that screams "I’m just here so I don’t get fined." This baby drops in March 2026, but honestly, by then we might all be rocking AR contact lenses or just be uploaded into the metaverse. 🙃💾 💬 Sources from *some guy on Twitter* reveal, "We wanted to make something fresh, but then the art department was like, ‘Nah, just hit CTRL+C, CTRL+V.’" Classic Google, amirite? 🤡 😤 Meanwhile, the marketing team is prepping their *desperate* pitch: "This time it's budget-friendly... because we couldn’t be bothered to change anything!" Brb, seething. 🔥 So here's a spicy prediction: by 2026, the Pixel 10a will just be a hologram of the Pixel 9a and Google will announce it at a rock concert with virtual influencers. No cap! #Cringe #Stonks #ThisIsFine #CanWeNot