🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped a pixel bomb! 💣💥 The new Pixel 10 Pro is flexing an AI camera feature that would make even *Thanos snap his fingers* in envy! 🤖✨ But wait, the iPhone 17 Pro is jealous, fam! 😤👀 Imagine this: you’re out here trying to take a selfie, and your Pixel 10’s AI is like, “Hold up, let me Insta-magic this pic into a masterpiece while you look like you just rolled out of bed.” ☕💁‍♂️💅 Meanwhile, Apple’s abacus-wielding engineers are frantically working on their “galaxy brain” technology, preparing to launch the 17 Pro with features so advanced it’ll actually do your laundry… no cap. 🧺🤣 In the words of a *totally real* Google developer, “If we can convince iPhone users to switch with just a camera, we’re basically tech gods.” 👑💰 *This is fine* [meme fires in background] 🔥🔥 But *plot twist*: the iPhone 17’s latest feature will probably just be a “screen not cracked” mode. 💀 In a world where pixels are the new stonks📈, I predict that by 2024, we will ALL be using cameras designed to send our selfies straight to the metaverse! 🚀🤡 So grab those Pixels while you can, or risk being left behind in the cringe zone. #BasedTechnology